Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Comic series of couplets

 Traditional form of comic dialogues reflecting the way of life are diverse. generation masters Li http good at different types of comic speech. He's the reason why the performance of the more substantial, but effective pre and post partner Zhang Dequan, Zhang Shouchen. After continuous rich text more distinctive features of the main speaker. Here's a not complacent, arrogant, nor is it false gentle, pretend to understand; B is not intentionally make life difficult for him. but both sides have some cultural awareness, can literature to identify the main speaker. The performance of this, expository main speaker vast world of its own, can learn today, for the performance of new content.
This is a picture-main speaker. B co-understanding, to know ourselves, tight compact, coherent . B out of the Alliance, A on the second line, such as silver clinch wooden pestle, a bomb of a bird, or Ao Yan prevarication, desperately, or blurted out, fluent, have shown that the crosstalk PIP main speaker characteristics and older comic artists, arts skill. This is a knowledge
main speaker. astronomy, geography, past and present and package compatible with social knowledge and book knowledge, gives a delightful sweet at the same time provide beneficial knowledge. performance, and may be appropriately flexible and can result due to the time appropriate actions, exchange part of the pair. staged such scripts, actors help to promote literacy and cultural qualities of art.
the performance of the forming process, in addition to enrich, but also through the and eliminate some mistakes due to vulgar content, focusing on three aspects from the deliberate processing, both from the literature to show a certain degree of standardization. This is Li, Zhang achievements of two generations of artists.
Fun colorful blossoms in real life, comic works required subject matter, genre, style, style is more varied some. Wen main speaker, PIP main speaker, such as the main speaker should be the development of knowledge.
with:
Biography of the artist you really want to say
a little knowledge.
how B could see it?
A large Guci I listen to you this very civilized, and inside there are a lot of knowledge yet. can be almost comic to a !
B artist you do not look down on us, you should really have learned, we sentence again and again, how?
A. Oh, of us back in here on a pair, I can not do!
how B No?
A look back on my out of a joint, you do not come down together, were you to my nest, I do not drop this.
B Hey! You're sure to know that I do not up and down together ah!
A you are older than me, I want you to air a good and bad, it is also inappropriate to ah!
B Stop! you afraid that I'm not up and down together on it? So, I'm out on the Alliance, you second line, this time okay?
A Oh! This, of course I'm out on the joint than to insurance. However, you have to tell me that today, few are prepared to pay out of joint?
B doing? < br> A must have a spectrum of my heart ah!
B Oh, you mean that come to a common and often said, my last joint if the ; poetry and literature, following the World long Four Seas good thing !
a white right!
B. This is the common streets, who do not come ah? we have to point hard, deep, fresh.
a fresh line to point can not you making things too!
B which I am doing making things! I do not take the quatrains to frighten people, we relied on by the more common wide chest with shrewdness, and it must have a meaning. < br> A Nazan cable see live, you question it out!
B of this that you really are > A This is my B. Who is fragrant?
A Who smell?
B which point you Hong?
a point where I do not stink.
B I'm not saying you, you do extremely suspicious.
A. I am not afraid You say, why trying to hide something!
B is pick your hair extra column on the river mm! (homonym)
A arms you guess which is the heart ladle mm Sheng!
B which also! < br> A how to?
B This is a small test edge, and you listen to it on the joint, Qian is the Dongfang Shuo, is the ancient musicians, funny eloquence, comic dialogues, like we said is the embodiment of Dongfang Shuo. So is the Therefore, it is listen to this: I have this turn the food on the old!
B on that look in solar terms. Ten Although over half a month, but you see the moon is the garden, so called
b how to tell?
A thirty twelfth lunar month every year is New Year's Eve, that is, to twenty-nine end, and can be even worse from the thirty day, called > B then to catch up with the twelfth lunar month is a small carry it?
This is not a hh with a small feed!
B to listen to this: ; Sanqiu August Mid-August No error no worse say you pick a good
.
B A
how?
B is Chaizi, a great day not read it? sun and the moon is out, good words increase a month read the word Long. with these words form a linked pair Sa is good month in the Long Sun and Moon read dry, read on the understory wood, which is called mountains and stone with wood. This is called
B then how not? Su said: A
have, how right ah!
B would be to see you not familiar with the familiar names in Beijing!
a place name is not necessarily and properly cooked, ah, you are on a joint ; I > A I Suzhou downhill children Suzhou Hutong downhill ; Balizhuang Bali mention the children? Western Cape Xianshuigu My Who hit who? Children splashed ink ink a bun B ink of my child is studying ancient son to read with the nunnery. Mexico Mexico child primary research in one hand and puts it on steamed wheat flour was about to eat, believe, ink spilled out, white-faced black briquettes into a bun. So is Mei Xiang's two eyebrows, so called children.
B Now this time, after the first solution, I say one thing: I have a boy, I told him the boy, he fell from the yard to get bamboo parasol tree jatropha, he was quite happy. < br> A Why do you say this?
B This is a pair on the Alliance: This is our neighborhood I am a little girl, I call her girl, she loved eating duck's head, but she has too salty. this is your second line that pair of. too salty > A Along the bridge over cream, plum lining of bamboo ; Miaohou grow flowers elder branch branch is not a squid, is aware of the knowledge.
b how to tell it?
A. You go first.
Mr. B has a teaching, he gives the tutor home museum, the patio children tender bamboo trees, good old Mr. swinging it, Accidentally, the damage to people's bamboo! such a monk love gardening, planted in a flower Miaohou land, grasses, how wonderful, brothers these things unto the elders, the elders said, I already know! called: mm to know B suck ah!
a child to drink sugar it! you have a good no?
B listen to this, Spring treasurer to sell linen moon moved .
A how is this going?
B eaves tiles on the number of children.
A. Oh. I Yan Nanfei fan wings up and down thing before the rut.
B mm
my wings a thing about me is two mm
B mm
up and down my fans my A level mm high and low that is, to go up and down, up and down that is the level of , is called Buddha praised bergamot incense ?
B I said that Buddha, Living Buddha in Tibet to a lama, my shop sells fruit bergamot is the kind of bergamot. Buddha took to smell the fragrance of a very, very loved, called Buddha stretch bergamot, Buddha took bergamot, Buddha like bergamot, bergamot incense boast Buddha ;.
B. Do you have a talk about you?
A with ah!
B You're eyes do chicken corn?
the eyes of a chicken to get chickens, the number of chickens that have ah! was revised down corns pedicure.
B s good!
a take that corn feed, chickens can be satisfied? chicken that open eyes, to see what to eat, take a Qian mouth, cough! smelly! This is called I will take you.
A I can come to is not absolute!
B you do not young and fit, listen, bone. Contact:
B ! Ouch! Ouch! First of all that easy to articulate to mm clear voice well.
Zhao: brains ah also faster.
Ma: Yes, another Yeah, have culture. Of course, the comic actor do not have too much culture.
Zhao: We Laughed's not high culture but also ah.
MA: But also need to know more about words. good, you good, your knowledge is not a small ah!
Zhao: Hi, I have any knowledge ah. na far worse.
Ma: hey mm polite, courteous, they were all a comic actor, Zhao Peiru high.
Zhao: Hi mm high what? You not flatter me.
Ma: hey mm is not holding in all that the people inside the comic, they are not than who you are.
Zhao: You know.
horse :...... course you, than I am that also ...... almost.
Zhao: No, no, no, you wait a moment you are holding it mm is holding you I'm ah ah?! mm comedian in me The highest knowledge, he also almost comparable, so that we are all higher than you?
Ma: Actually not much high is high, also high so little.
Zhao: Where to see it high? Furthermore, said the learned have not learned to others, come on, have their own say What?
horse: hey mm recognition lZHERr more you know, more than lSIRr.
Zhao: I know also lSIRr more?
Ma: you Tianjin, asking you to find out our names written mm home you do not know, ah, we mm adults have not told family and I lived for decades in Tianjin, I do not know? the four names to write home Tianjin, China, Bangladesh, Yan, Zhao mm Huashi Kui, Meng Guanghui, Yan Xiu, Zhao Yuanli, where have you here, ah ?
Ma: I say China, Meng Yan, Zhao ah.
Zhao: Just now you said China, Malaysia, Yan, Zhao you?
Ma: I ... I was wrong, wrong still fresh? is China ... China, Meng Yan, Zhao ah. China, Bangladesh, Yan, Zhao, Ma mm follow-up of me, Huashi Kui, Meng Guanghui, Yan Xiu, Zhaoyuan Li, Gan Mianyang, Du Xiaocen, Liu Yuan Road, wrote in the name ... this is our home ... Ma Sanli ... wrote in the name of these bits are at home.
Zhao: You say that I know some of the old to you about this I have not heard Ma Sanli said.
horse: never heard of? you have not seen my writing My son, I had never been seen writing Hua Hua Shikui old child I learned that he can call that what mm of Yan Son ... What to know his word?
Zhao: ah mm Quangyechang piece of plaque that was not written to Hua Shikui Mody.
Ma: Yes, called the Yan style what, I took the train na .. . I have that what, what did that ... to that thing ...
Zhao: You have what? you have posted is how the cake ah?
horse: to ... is that. black and white children .. that ... that ... so thick a child ... ah ...
Zhao Zhezi: Zhezi it called? He even posts not know!
Ma: I said quote I'm afraid you do not know, there are posts. I had never been seen net learn ... I learn to write ...
Zhangbo Yang Zhao: Who?!
horse: Zhang Boyang ah!
Zhao : Zhang Boyang? then you better learn Shi Huiru, and Shi Huiru how wonderful it Art?
Ma: My Dan Huiru Why?
Zhao: singing stringed ah.
Ma: I sing stringed doing? I mean Science Zhang Boyang write mm.
Zhao: Zhang Boyang will write you?
horse: less is more strange, did you simply have not seen the word written in his old Beijing Liulichang Mody mm, the plaque hanging on both sides of that famous Zhang Boyang written almost entirely The.
Zhao: right? you see a repeat mm Liulichang those writing is called a plaque eight Gu Qing Zhang Boying mm, were to write home Zhang Boying.
Ma: Zhang Boying? I remember that Zhang Boyang was it?
Zhao: Zhang Boyang sing stringed's.
Ma: Oh mm right, right, right, Zhang Boying, I learn from him Yeah, I want to knock him What ...
Zhao: I do not know What is knocking him ah?
Ma: Well kowtow, kowtow coach Well!
Zhao: You say you do not over do worship him, but also knock him? learn so scum ashes of a mouth.
Ma : is kowtowing Well, apprentice Well, people also think highly of us, there willing to teach we stand bladder mm we said, ah ......< br> Zhao: You What words ah? bladder of the established? everyone to hear your , which learned of a mouth of the established bladder?
Ma: I told you turn paper doing? I turn to you to hear the text you understand? That is not to vernacular Mody. when we get to write ... get this, elbows and sticks to the table, called the hanging elbow you understand me?
Zhao: Which hand? This hand, right hand know do not know? he even hand-written word just do not know which.
Ma: ...... I only hand-line, both hands are OK.
Zhao: I have not heard of it two handwritten words.
Ma: hey, I'm on the line ah mm Plum seal character, the Queen Mother was spoiled Lafayette, called the Royal Highness child dry, seal the post of nine thousand years ...his old school, he is our generations ago, our ancestors.
Zhao: how do you recognize abuse ancestors This is not no thing? you do not named Ma, Ma university you do not ask? Liu Jin surnamed Liu ah, how would Na your ancestors? your ancestors is a horse shop widows mm.
horse: you less attention to me, less attention to me! hit you Leave me here, I will sue you if you say you count Zhao Pei-over, something which you This is something you are good you're done washed mm does not respect the older generation.
Zhao: Yes you count the sort of old-timers?
Ma: I have not seen you so in person joked in mm ?, fast on the bowl of hot tea ... to the ...Look, is it mm end to eat and drink? had the time to write your Hua Shikui not a face, ah! people are catering to him here the whole bowl of stewed sent a single hook.
Ma: I do not care about that bowl of noodles I mainly care about the people that the heart mm This one child, including garlic, garlic gas ... get a Hong Hong's mouth? what to write this ah?
Ma: What did you not bother to eat, I give the trading house said the opening couplet written askew, good mm Beijing, the four friends NINETOWNS sensation mm It must be surprising the?
Ma: ah mm opening trading on the joint family is the ; it?
Ma: hey? when I wrote this pair you see?
Zhao: I Duozan see?
horse: do not see how you remember my word?
Zhao: Your word? Do not be ashamed of! hit your mother was not married there is this pair! your word?
horse: good! good! you ... you .. . have a skill you go, you wait, you wait ...
Zhao: how significant, to find someone to fight?
horse: you here, you just were on a joint I'll give you access the second line!
Zhao: What pairs do you know what?
Ma: I certainly understand why my ah, mm side of the five pairs Well, there are five, ten here, that sides of ten, fifty here, there are fifty, five hundred here, there are five hundred ...
Zhao: I have not heard of five hundred of the pair while it is not so mm Where do you go high on the roof hanging it? its words on the word Well, nonsense, while five, while seven is called What the hell ah? was on the word you know?
Ma: Of course I know, on the word you, which you beat me, I know, ah, I do it for.
Zhao: for example, we have on the joint, you of what?
Horse: The following it! this ... laugh ... on to the next what, you have to ask what, death on the naturalization of the Son mm under what, before, after, high to low, left to the right, the old to the small text on the arms ah, you ah No .
Zhao: I have a day on United?
horse: to it! you test me, laugh! days on the ground it! That goes without saying you mm day-to-ground, the rain on the wind, the road to the sky, Ray faint, foggy, opening down, everything to be successful ...
Zhao: Well, well, too, you know, how can there be a learned man that looks like ah?
Ma: handouts, handouts!
Zhao: say nothing of lectures, I have a statement on the Alliance?
Horse: Salt ah? I'll give you the vinegar, salt was considered to be smashed on the sauce, salt mm salty, the sauce is salty. I am here on the vinegar and salt , Youyanjiangcu, flavors reconcile.
Zhao: I have a good on the joint?
horse: good bad ah mm, good or bad it should be calculated on the plant, the bad, whatever the outcome, Xian Yu, this is an adult (Ceng) language.
Zhao: idioms! I have a thing on the joint.
Ma: Shi? I'll give you guns, official support you there, I call guns, you vault, out of the bus ...
Zhao: okay and down on, and I put together these five words is I-year-old would, conventional promoter activity.
Zhao: What you year-old will you? Hui Gong drop you a fortune? I said what you on?
horse: Next.
Zhao: Days?
Horse: Ground.
Zhao: Introduction?
horse: ... vinegar.
Zhao: Good?
horse: ... bad.
Zhao: what?
horse: ... guns.
Zhao: God made a good thing? you do that?
Horse: The next bad mm to mm mm mm gun vinegar.
Zhao: you let everyone listen to What kind of stuff?
horse: come down to earth when the gun that vinegar be caught, catch it Mody.
Zhao: No outrageous! what you call this pair ah?
horse: not as If Yes, on this, on this, it blame you, blame you, you know, your hair is called bad, intentionally dig out the bad, God made a good thing you do not say that you Yiziyizi to jump out, you bored with my children play with broken here, about to get shot of vinegar or bad depends on Who is this? This may depend on you, you called listless damage! you, even if the horse planted the University asking it? mm is simply not damage your listless! Come on, let's not between this, and we now we say nothing to this, to learn some good, learn something good, hey mm groom do not learn singing learn Popi Lo Black people too.
Zhao: OK, OK, count your rational, I can say on the Union of the.
horse: you just saying that as long as you can say I can give you the next sentence, I would like to Meici Er, I dunno ... I ... to give you a dime.
Zhao: Why I want you a dime? that I can say a sentence out?
horse: you opened that, you look a hundred words children say! < br> Zhao: a hundred words children? I'm not that long gas children. You always think the more difficult words, wrong words, the less difficult that you listen to the mm, mm child Liangzi lamb.
Ma: End you, laugh! radish.
Zhao: I have to pay attention to, and mutton to eat things that it is.
Ma: Yeah mm radish is eaten boiled mutton, carrots so nice.
Zhao: Oh, you go mm listen to this mm erhu.
Ma: radish (gong cymbal).
Zhao: You're not soda mm violin is a musical instrument, then.
Ma: Yeah mm gong cymbal hit that gong, cymbal beat that.
Zhao: Oh, you again mm mm silk.
Ma: radish (Rob).
Zhao: silk is the fabric.
Ma: Yes, ah, Rob Yeah, Leno foreign textile, nylon fabric Yeah.
Zhao: Yue Fei.
Ma: radish (Rob).
Zhao: You are not outrageous, Yue Fei, you are also carrots? Yue Fei is a hero.
Ma: Rob ah mm Lotus Monk save his mother, mm 1234567.
horse: how it's going children?
Zhao: radish on it to hide you, if I was thinking aloud, even if you come to deal with Sa radish, and I is one or two thirty-four thousand five hundred sixty-seven, seven words you can not come across Sa and a half carrot, right?
MA: 1234567 ah mm radish faster does not wash mud!
Zhao: What are you called pair ah?
horse: not one word of at least tripling the word Liangzi children.
Zhao: Well, I say a horse Sa teeth mm word dates of children.
Ma: claw onions.
Zhao: I date, but this horse teeth to eat.
Ma: claw onions also ah!
Zhao: Upper you can?
horse: so can, you see ah horse teeth, horns, dates , onion mm Maya dates in August, croissants February onions, horse teeth fall date, the claw of spring onion, jujube on horse teeth, claw the ground onions, horse teeth purplish red, and lush horn, horse teeth jujube sweet, spicy onion claw, horse teeth date ...
Zhao: So how do you lean ah? Suizui son! tell you I can also add that the word dates mm horse eat horse teeth, horses teeth ripe dates fall to the ground to eat the horse.
Ma: sheep eating croissants onions. croissants onion grows in the ground so that the sheep to gnaw. how about?
Zhao: Oh, mm! good!
Ma: Hey mm .
horse: how do you mean? in the end where to fly?
Zhao: this is not nonsense, north of Northern Yan Nanfei mm geese flying south toward the wings toward the side? things, it can not be fixed, ah, Flying time is flying up and down, so something called the sub-mm wings up and down the North Yannan Fei.
Ma: listen to me, the second line with, the second line with, the second line has.
Zhao: With You 'd Say!
MA: mm or so before the car almost exactly two rounds to go low.
Zhao: Oh mm up or down?
Ma: high and low.
Zhao: high and low?
Ma: from top to bottom, Hey mm listen to this little mouse eat hot jelly mm.
horse: changes in vernacular matter, is not outrageous. boring.
Zhao: boring you? you do not look so white that it can be learned here, mm small mouse, so What a big rat?
horses: call mice.
Zhao: There is so little of it?
horse: it is also called the mouse.
Zhao: It is the youngest son?
horse: it not old.
Zhao: What is it called?
horse: it is mice.
Zhao: What can you call it a small mouse?
horse: You can not.
Zhao: There are fried in the pan eat it with jelly What?
horse: it is also called jelly.
Zhao: What is cool?
horse: it is not cool.
Zhao: What it does not cool it?
Malaysia: it is jelly.
Zhao: Yes mm so it is called This is, how do you say?
horse: short snake mm so long snake you call it?
Zhao: snake.
Horse: There are so short of snake you call it?
Zhao: three inches long that is also called snake.
Ma: What it long?
Zhao: It is not long.
Ma: What it is not long?
Zhao: It is called snake. < br> Ma: dwarf sorghum mm with one high sorghum What?
Zhao: called sorghum.
horse: a newly germinated sorghum what you call it?
Zhao: also known as sorghum.
MA: What is high?
Zhao: ... it is not high.
horse: it is what?
Zhao: ... It is called ... sorghum.
Ma: Yes mm This is the br> Zhao: You do not shake while you are sick is not it! This time I have to say a word more, ah mm listening to that
horse: and change the tongue twister friends?
Zhao: Who said this tongue twister ah, I, together with about mm on the words of the sage travel around the world that one day ah went to a wilderness, the sudden heavy rain, no place to hide Yeah, ah happy coincidence have street trees, old trees, Saint ah hole to hide in the tree where mm is called the sage, this is not out, tree holes empty, so is the , nearly suffocated! listen to my mm br> MA: how not outrageous ah?
Zhao: not on words, not one is missing more than two?
Ma: No, your children that many words?
Zhao: You count ah mm ; possession of an empty tree holes, holes into the hole, hole hole, hole out of the hole, hole in the air. children, is called What the hell mm

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